Friday, July 16, 2010

When "Pappu" met "Ramesh Babu"...

If you happen to have read http://b612-the-tiny-planet.blogspot.com/2010/05/ek-option-ka-premium-tum-kya-jaano.html before coming here and are already thinking what an ass of a derivative trader Ramesh Babu is, let me tell you, Ramesh Babu is not a trader at all. He has this knack of making things such as "ek chutki sindoor" famous by refusing to understand their value. He made "ek chutki sindoor" more famous than "sindoor" itslf by(allegedly) undermining its importance. Nobody knew about this strange ability of his until the day Pappu-the-stud came to work for his company. He instantly envied Pappu for being a blue-eyed, handsome, young, MBA and started spreading bad words about him. As a result, Pappu instantly became "spectacularly" "popular". Pappu thanked Ramesh Babu and they became very good friends. Once, when Pappu was "holidaying in france" he went to a party where the crowd booed at him saying "Pappu can't dance sala". He tried telling them, "Pappu guitar bajata hai", "but Pappu nach nahi sakta", but the crowd kept making fun of him.

Heartbroken and ashamed of his poor dancng skills, Pappu - after coming back to India - tried to get rid of his 2nd left leg by enrolling in a salsa class. But Ramesh Babu was never a big fan of salsa and he told Pappu it's the most hideous dance form ever. Since Ramesh Babu was a great friend of his, Pappu listened to him and went for Jive lessons instead. That's how Salsa became hugely popular in India overnight. Same thing happened with Jive too. But Pappu finally got fed up with it all and decided to hang up his dancing shoes for ever....while western dance forms kept getting more popular everyday.